I could have sworn I’d seen this on tumblr before, but I couldn’t find it so I’m making my own poll: You can drop the f-bomb exactly once in the icebox plum poem (This is Just to Say - William Carlos Williams); now go go go!

I have fucking eaten

the fucking plums

that were in / the fucking icebox

and which / you were probably / fucking saving

for fucking breakfast

fucking forgive me

they were fucking delicious

so fucking sweet

and so fucking cold

other/I don’t agree with OP’s placement of fucks (specify in the tags)

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sarcoptid:

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i know i have made this specific gripe before but from the salesfloor, with love: stop sidesaddling your cart you take up the entire goddamn aisle and knock over all my nice displays with your oblivious wide turns the handle is right there it is literally easier to push the cart than to pull it why do you do this i want you to stop as much as i want to understand aaaaaaauaughghghggghg

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my own fucking roommate….. this is what father gascoigignine meant by beasts all over the shop or whatever

i have a theory that people feel silly putting their little hands together up on the handle, like it’s too feminine or something

related: have you ever encountered one of these maniacs

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no but one time my coworker saw an instacart shopper finish loading up the cart into their trunk and instead of walking it back to the cart return they lifted it up and hurled it over the fence and down the hill into the road below

boludeces:

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kira-serialfaggot:

fat-fuckin-rat:

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LMFAO ZUCK WON BY FORFEIT!

Musk had to be saved by his fucking Mommy! Everyone should go on Twitter and tell musk he is a weak bitch for letting his mommy tell him what to do when he’s like 60.

If we mock him enough he will do it. His ego is so fragile

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a-queer-seminarian:

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anyone else who is in a happily committed relationship notice that people’s line for where the “honeymoon” phase ends just extends ever into the future like some ominous axe they keep insisting will fall? 

in the beginning it was “oh your relationship is just starting!! of course you feel like she’s special and amazing, just wait a few months until the pattern of the relationship settles in” 

then a few months later is “oh you haven’t even been together a full year yet, wait until you’ve been together that long” 

then after a year it’s “well wait until you live together, that’s when it really happens- you’ll get annoyed by her habits and start taking things for granted” 

then after living together for a year they’re like “well actually it happens after living together for five years” 

I can’t help picturing myself in my 60s telling someone how breathtaking and wonderful my partner is and someone’s like “it’s cute how you’re still in that honeymoon phase, but just wait until you’re in your 70s, that’s when you really settle into the relationship” 

made this post over 5 years ago so here’s the update: we’re married, we’ve been living together for over half a decade (through moving, multiple periods of unemployment for both of us, covid lockdowns, emergency room visits, surgery recovery, etc.), and I continue to be very much in love with her. she is so fucking smart and thoughtful and amazing, and she gets hotter and more stunning every single day. I still blush when she says sweet things to me.

btc-official:

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void-of-erebos:

btc-official:

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pokemon loves just straight up lying about things so much. “this is binkabonkus one swipe of its claws can cut down an entire forest” and then its claws do like 12 damage

not even just stats either “the glowing bulb on bulbanjo’s head is brighter than the sun” and you can clearly see it isnt.

Magcargo

hold on i dont actually know that many pokemon let me look something up

no part of that is how physics works let alone biology

btc-official:

btc-official:

void-of-erebos:

btc-official:

btc-official:

pokemon loves just straight up lying about things so much. “this is binkabonkus one swipe of its claws can cut down an entire forest” and then its claws do like 12 damage

not even just stats either “the glowing bulb on bulbanjo’s head is brighter than the sun” and you can clearly see it isnt.

Magcargo

hold on i dont actually know that many pokemon let me look something up

no part of that is how physics works let alone biology

zyx:

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happy pride

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